So I got featured in this cool site called Liebenpix - have a look-see:
Also; I think people think my second name is 'Kempton'. This makes me very mortified and sad - I'd like everyone to stop thinking my parents were retarded and had a HUGE lapse in judgement and just decided to christen me with an awful second name like Kempton. They're really nice people. It's part of my last name, it's double-barrel which also means (in layman's terms), I'm EFFING FANCY.
Glad I got that off my chest.
And one more thing before I go: tone is very difficult to judge over the internet so just take that all with a pinch of salt.