CORFU, GREEK ISLANDS
Tanning, togas, pools and para-sailing.
Drinking by the pool, drinking on a boat, drinking in the sea, drinking in hotel rooms. Bloody Australians.
It was here in Corfu that I was christened 'Safari', called a 'beautiful person' and star-gazed on a jetty. They made me dance to Mandoza and sing my national anthem. I'm also pretty sure I saw my tour manager's penis on "Skinny-Dipping Island". It was all so traumatic.