HAVE YOURSELF A VERY MERRY LITTLE X-MAS

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Top picture is for Dante 

We were kidding around about this the other day - would anyone notice a typo to a famous a brand? Turns out, I think people actually wouldn't notice. We're all so in tune with logos and visuals, words are a little accompaniment, we tend to pay little attention to that. And, naturally, if this visual were to be pasted onto a t-shirt it would just HAVE TO have my wee face a-peeking through haha. 

I'm off today to the seaside; to our holiday home for Christmas and so, I'll wish you all a wonderful and restful Christmas weekend now as I'll be away from computer until next week some time. Be young, beautiful and stupid (but not too stupid - none of this drinking-and-driving shit, alright?) 

SO MUCH LOVE,x!

DISK-OH QUARTERS

 

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These here are just a few snaps from the lovely (or; LUH-LY) Dante's home. 

It is magical in there, I swear it! So much character, so quaint. 

In other news, you will not believe what happened to me yesterday. I managed to get a R300 fine for having no front number plate. Ai ai, the world works in mysterious ways. I will, however, be wriggling myself out of paying that one - thing is, I'm a THUG and thug's don't pay petty tickets no sir. But, to soften the blow, I have now added an ornate Red Indian headdress (which I swear is from the '60s - it almost looks like some one blatantly spilled acid on it) to the menagerie of obscure objects in the back of my car. Excellent.

This now makes the count of bizarre things in my car as follows:

1X oriental fan

1X oversize detective coat

1X pair of black heels

1X sleeping bag (one never knows when you have to pull a Synergy and sleep in your car)

3X trance party flyers 

1X "mixx" for a certain Justus 

and, of course, 1X Red Indian headdress (the star of the Paper Jet show) 

Have a fantastic Tuesday cats,x!

P.S

If you're bored - or just feeling cultured and edgy - I got this link from Dante's blog, The Lost Merboy, and it's truly beautiful. Click here to watch this gem.

YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL AND STUPID VOL. 2

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YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL & STUPID MIXTAPE VOL. 2:

1. The Black Keys - Lonely Boy

2. The Horrors - Still Life 

3. Little Dragon - Ritual Union

4. Bruno Mars - Marry You 

5. Jay-Z - 99 Problems 

6. The Pierces - You'll Be Mine

7. Noah & The Whale - Five Years Time

8. The Undertones - Teenage Kicks

9. 4 Non Blondes - What's Up

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Amazing day & night spent in the beautiful Mother City with my four favs - El'cat, Mia, Gavin and Dante. My first time driving in the big city, and I'm proud to say it didn't go all too badly haha. An interesting night ensued, consisting of (if I can properly recall) a stint in The Waiting Room, a dash in and out of Long Street Adult World, four counts of cocaine merchants and countless instances of terrible dancing (naturally). El and I managed to keep up foreign accents for the most part of the night, but by about 1AM the slurring had become so bad the actually rather apt Irish and English accents had died a quick death (which lead to much confusion amongst the strangers we'd been talking to for two hours). 

Zimbabwean cab drivers, scraping the dark depths of my handbag for coins to pay for a measly McDonald's cheeseburger, hustling at Assembly, hustling in general (cause I a gangstaaaa), too many nachos for one sitting, copious amounts of white wine, the hustle and bustle of the city and Ellen's dirty bare feet. Excellent.

I trust all of you are having a wonderful day off - be kind to one another!

J,x!

YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL AND STUPID VOL. 1

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Ingredients:

1X crazy night

2X straighteners

1X disposable camera 

1X stop at Steers

1X group photo (that basically documents one person)

2X "here vandalism, there art" on the bathroom door 

1X funny quote about a cat

1X embarrassing photograph with embarrassing hook-up 

Countless Vogue poses

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YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL & STUPID MIXTAPE VOL. 1:

1. Lykke Li - Rich Kids Blues 

2. Jamie T - Sticks and Stones

3. Cat Empire - The Wine Song

4. Avril Lavigne - What The Hell 

5. The Strokes - Under Cover of Darkness

6. The Rolling Stones - She's a Rainbow

7. Chase and Status - Eastern Jam 

8. Haezer - Who the Fuck is Haezer

9. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Remember, follow me on the TWITTER! x!

6AM

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Pictures of El'cat and Jones's 6AM walk to the beach in Plett last Monday morning.

We'd been out all night - kicked out of the club at half four - when we decided to grab a taxi to the backpackers to stock up on some snacks before departing on a run/wobble down to the beach in a semi-intoxicated state. 

Maybe it was the alcohol - or just the overwhelming amount of fresh air that filled our lungs - but that sunrise was amazing. Truly a sight to behold.

All I really remember was incessantly saying, with utter conviction, how much I love this place. Nothing makes you love South Africa more than a sunrise beach stroll.

TWITS

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Officially became a twit today

Follow me on Twitter for more lame daily puns such as this little gem right here

Also, my idea of effective brand advertising - scrawling my blog address in a rushed manner across a cubicle door in VIP, Plett

:D